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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

My Funny Clementine

I have a new obsession. It's of the fruity variety. Clementine (or mandarin,) oranges are SO good. And super cheap. And a great snack.

So, in honor of them, here is an ode to their wonderfulness.

I mean no disrespect Mr. Sinatra...


My funny clementine
Sweet comic clementine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little clementine stay
Each day is clementine's day

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't you change one hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little clementine stay
Each day is clementine's day.


{hope this made you smile. It definitely cracked me up. Of course, I'm probably my biggest comedic fan!}

1 comment:

Lindsey said...

Hahaha this was cute!!