If I were to tell you I was making you a delicious dinner with a dessert of oatmeal cookies what would you say?
Now, now, don't get too fresh.
If I were to ask you to look like a zombie, what would you do?
If I were to ask you to completely freak me out and make me scared of sleeping in the same bed with you, what would you do?
Yep, that'll do it.
Please, honey, help me forget that image that is burned into my mind. Anything, how about flashing them dimples?
Yup, that fixed it. All is right in the world now.